man antics the the continually grousing Griffins, a household that put some fun in dysfunctional. While dad Peter is a tad dim and also lazy, mum Lois is nobody of the above. Climate there space hapless teens Meg and Chris; sassy infant Stewie, who"s wise (and a wise guy) beyond his years; and also family dog Brian, who can be the smartest of the lot.




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18 episodes 2006 - 2007

Season 5 continues the man antics the the continually grousing Griffin family. Amongst the series" highlights: Stewie and Brian sign up with the U.S. Army and wind up in Iraq; after ~ his father is eliminated in a domestic accident, Peter learns the his genuine dad resides in Ireland and goes abroad to look the up; Lois takes a project as one organist through the neighborhood Catholic Church and convinces the family to to visit mass, wherein Stewie mistakes altar wine because that punch, drinks it and gets sick, which leader the priest to believe an exorcism is needed. Stars offering voice cameos incorporate Gore Vidal, Hugh Hefner, Ben Stiller and also Roy Scheider.


Episode 1

Stewie Loves Lois

Sun, Sep 10, 2006 30 mins

Lois saves Stewie"s teddy bear, which leads to a striking change in his perspective toward her---he becomes clingy and totally adoring. Lois tires of this love quickly enough. Meanwhile, Peter has a prostate exam and also thinks the doctor molested him.



Episode 2

Mother Tucker

Sun, Sep 17, 2006 30 mins

Phyllis Diller offers the voice that Peter"s mother, who mirrors up and also announces that she"s leaving his father. Quickly she"s in bed with Quahog anchorman Tom Tucker, that becomes a father number to Peter. Meanwhile, Brian begins a major radio show, however the station manager foists Stewie ~ above him and also soon they"re shock jocks. Gore Vidal has actually a voice cameo together himself, appearing---very briefly---on your show.



Episode 3

Hell comes to Quahog

Sun, Sep 24, 2006 30 mins

Needing money come buy a car, Meg gets a project in Quahog"s new big-box store. She does fine there; so well she it s okay promoted. And also the store does fine in Quahog; so well, in fact, that it cd driver just around every various other store in city out the business. Voice that Angela: Carrie Fisher.



Episode 4

Saving personal Brian

Sun, Nov 5, 2006 30 mins

Brian and Stewie sign up with the Army. Chris desires to also but Lois won"t allow him, therefore he join a goth-rock band instead and also immediately becomes really surly. Guest voices encompass Louis Gossett Jr. As the drill sergeant and also Macaulay Culkin as one of Chris"s bandmates.



Episode 5

Whistle if Your mam Works

Sun, Nov 12, 2006 30 mins

Peter is can not to job-related after injuring his hand playing v fireworks, for this reason Lois fills in because that him and awakens his workplace sexual fantasies in the process. Meanwhile, Brian is date a young mrs (voice of drew Barrymore) who"s not really smart, and also Stewie won"t let him hear the end of it. Carrie Fisher returns together the voice of Peter"s boss, Angela.



Episode 6

Prick Up her Ears

Sun, Nov 19, 2006 30 mins

Lois teaches sex education at James Woods High, but is fired when other parental protest, so principal Shepherd (voice the Gary Cole) brings in a preacher (David Cross) come rap about abstinence. One student that gets the message is Meg. Another is a young she meets at the abstinence assembly. Soon, Peter it s okay the message as well. Meanwhile, Stewie has actually it in for both the this fairy and Brian"s dim-witted girlfriend, Jillian (Drew Barrymore).


Episode 7

Chick Cancer

Sun, Nov 26, 2006 30 mins

after ~ marrying a fading boy actress who has returned to her aboriginal Quahog, Stewie learns to his dismay what adult relationships space all about. Meanwhile, Lois drags Peter come a chick flick and he it s okay hooked, also deciding to do one himself. Voice that Jillian: drew Barrymore.


Episode 8

Barely Legal

Sun, Dec 17, 2006 30 mins

Meg drops in love through Brian---then becomes obsessive about it---after he takes her to a high-school dance once no one rather will. And also Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Mort join the Quahog police after mayor West (voice the Adam West) sends many of the force to Colombia trying to find a personality from a movie. Garrett Morris has actually a voice cameo together himself.


Episode 9

Road to Rupert

Sun, jan 28, 2007 30 mins

Brian inadvertently sells Stewie"s teddy be afflicted with Rupert at a yard sale, prompting a cross-country odyssey to get it back. And Peter loser his driver"s patent after crashing his automobile doing an Evel Knievel-type stunt. He renders such a pest of himself approximately the house that Lois enlists Meg to be his chauffeur. Plunder Lowe gives the voice the Rupert"s buyer, and George Wendt has actually a cameo as Norm in a fantasy scene set in the "Cheers" bar.


Episode 10

Peter"s two Dads

Sun, Feb 11, 2007 30 mins

Peter stops drinking (but starts smoking cigarettes crack) after ~ accidentally killing his dad (voice that Charles Durning) while drinking greatly at Meg"s birthday party. Yet is the dead man really his father? No, his mom (Phyllis Diller) confesses, the isn"t. Therefore Peter top to Ireland to find his real dad. Meanwhile, Stewie creates masochistic tendencies.


Episode 11

The Tan Aquatic through Steve Zissou

Sun, Feb 18, 2007 30 mins

After chris is bullied by a rival paperboy, Peter recalls his very own days of gift bullied---and i do not care a bully himself. Meanwhile, Stewie continues to be out in the sun too long without sunscreen and becomes very enamored that his tan.


Episode 12

Airport "07

Sun, Mar 4, 2007 30 mins

Quagmire move in v the Griffins after losing his project for crash-landing his plane. Naturally, it was Peter"s fault. He wanted his pickup van to fly, therefore he siphoned off the jet fuel native Quagmire"s plane. Hugh Hefner has actually a voice cameo as himself.


Episode 13

Bill and Peter"s Bogus Journey

Sun, Mar 11, 2007 30 mins

after Peter harms himself do the efforts to deal with a level tire on previous president invoice Clinton"s limousine, one appreciative Clinton sets the end to show the depression Peter a good time. Then Clinton has some fun through Lois together well. Meanwhile, Stewie toilet trains Brian (not the other means around).


Episode 14

No Meals on Wheels

Sun, Mar 25, 2007 30 mins

The Griffins open a restaurant that finds a niche---with Joe and his handicapped friends. However Peter desires to tempt a different crowd. Meanwhile, Peter buys a pair the pajamas with feet, and discovers that once he rubs his feet against carpet that can develop enough static electrical energy to give world shocks. He"s the only Griffin who finds this funny.


Episode 15

Boys execute Cry

Sun, Apr 29, 2007 30 mins

Lois is hired as church organist, however at the company Stewie i do not care ill after drink too much sacramental wine, and also congregants think he has been possessed by Satan. For this reason the Griffins hightail it the end of town with exorcisers in pursuit. Your destination: Texas. Gilbert Gottfried has actually a cameo as a horse. Jillian: drew Barrymore.


Episode 16

No kris Left Behind

Sun, may 6, 2007 30 mins

After chris is expelled indigenous public school, he"s sent out to the exact same snooty boarding college that Lois" dad attended. Meanwhile, a chicken picks a fight with Peter.




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Episode 17

It bring away a village Idiot

Sun, might 13, 2007 30 mins

Incensed by mayor West"s complicity in oil-company pollution at Quahog Lake, Lois decides to difficulty him in the upcoming election. Keith Olbermann has actually a voice cameo together an oil exec and also Don most plays himself. Angela: Carrie Fisher.


Episode 18

Meet the Quagmires

Sun, may 20, 2007 30 mins

death (voice that Adam Carolla) transports Peter earlier to 1984 for a night. Once he returns, he"s married to Molly Ringwald and Lois is married to Quagmire. And that"s not all that"s different.